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Sox Lose Fifth Straight. Ozzie Says @#$%.

"That's what ticks me off about Chicago fans and Chicago media: They forget pretty quickly. A couple of days ago we were the @#$%ing best @#$% in town. Now we're @#$%. We won it a couple years ago, and we're horse@#$%. The Cubs haven't won in (100) years, and they're the @#$%ing best. @#$% it, we're good. @#$% everybody. We're horse@#$%, and we're going to be horse@#$% the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win. We are the @#$% of Chicago. We're the Chicago @#$%. We have the worst owner. The guy's got seven@#$%ing rings, and he's the @#$%ing horse@#$% owner.

How about the Cubs celebrating that Lee Elia bull@#$%? How many times do I curse people out? I will make a lot of money with my @#$%. I have to keep going because in the future Ozzie will need money, and I can say, 'Here, give me money, here's the 10-year anniversary of my time I called Mariotti stuff and the time I went on the radio and cursed out Mike North.'

People are panicking. Did we play a real bad week? Yes, we did, we stunk. But it wasn't too long ago that we were 'the biggest surprise in baseball, wow, look at the White Sox.'"

Happy Margarita Day!

Apparently Iron Man Did Pretty Well

Fresh off the opening weekend success of their highly entertaining Iron Man movie, Marvel has announced its planned releases for the next few years. Which characters will get to appear on the silver screen, you ask? Everybody. With the Avengers movie set for July of 2011, we'll have The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, and, earlier that summer, The First Avenger: Captain America to establish enough characters to not make the super-team vehicle a complete cluster@#$%. There's even rumored to be a comedic Ant-Man flick in the works. Tiny Pym would probably play much better in live action form than Giant Man. Hopefully all this means that they'll be room in the script to fit the greatest Avenger of all time, Hawkeye, into the mix. Along with these films and the soon to be disastrous Punisher and Wolverine movies, there are apparently animated Hulk, Thor, and Planet Hulk DVDs in development and cartoon series based on Wolverine, Iron Man, The Gamma Corps, and Hasbro's Super Hero Squad scheduled for 2009.