Peyton Obliterates The Barksdales And Spends Second Half Smoking Their Stash

With 12:37 to go in the third quarter Sunday, Peyton Manning had already run up four touchdowns on Ray "Avon" Lewis and Ed "Stringer" Reed and spent the rest of the game reading about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in the Inquirer while sipping on a strawberry mojito. He's Peyton Manning. He can drink what he wants. Two of his scores were to fellow circus peanut, Anthony Gonzalez, and Joseph Addai added three rushing TD's of his own. Baltimore Raven's QB, Kyle Boller gave up three picks and a fumble while amassing only one score of his own. B-more's other two touchdowns came on a kickoff return and rookie quarterback, Troy Smith's first trip to the end zone, punching it through on his feet. Unfortunately, Indy victory trophy, Jim Sorgi was unable to lead the Colts to a hundy, Coach Dungy instead settling for a meager 44.