Bloggers Everywhere Resisting Urge To Type "Houston We Have A Problem Child"

Apparently Yao Ming is a little wary of his new teammate, Ron Artest. I certainly have no idea why that would be. Ron seems to think it's because the thirty-seven other black guys on the Rockets don't really represent the culture like he does, not because he, you know, punches people. He thinks Yao just isn't used to ghetto. Actually, the Rockets could probably use a little ghetto. Maybe Ron can turn T-Mac into less of a pussy. Maybe he can make Yao stop apologizing to the other team for blocking their shot. Maybe it's time Houston's two best players tried not being pillowy soft and started going Ron Ron on some folks. They could also try not being injured for 90% of the season. By the way, is Steve Francis really still technically on this team? Really?