Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The NFL Abridged: Week 9


Chicago pulled out a inexplicably close one against the Lions and managed to lose Jack Daniels in the process, brining about the horror inducing return of the Sex Cannon, AKA Down Syndrome Michael Keaton. Come back soon Kyle. Meanwhile Anthony Gonzalez went crazy town on the New England Douchebags to keep hope alive in Indy. In other news, BQ will finally QB in Cleveland as the Brown's sputtering offense has opened the door for the NFL's first openly gay passer. The goosebumps you're feeling are for several reasons.

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