
Away (By James Jean)
Arrogant Bastard Ale will take your lunch money. Arrogant Bastard Ale will send you crying to Mommy. Arrogant Bastard Ale will then smack your Mommy. Your Mommy will smile and ask for more. Arrogant Bastard Ale will give it to her. Arrogant Bastard Ale makes clever animations. Arrogant Bastard Ale makes delicious hot sauce. Arrogant Bastard Ale is a dark red sea of powerful, hoppy delight. Arrogant Bastard Ale is the greatest American beer ever made. Arrogant Bastard Ale knows it. Are you worthy? (A++)
48 points (on 55% shooting), 9 rebounds, 7 assists, and 2 steals against Detroit in game five of the Eastern Conference Finals. He scored his team's last 25 points and repeatedly dunked over the entire Piston squad on his way to going up 3-2 in the series. BUT, he needed two overtimes to do it and he didn't even have the flu. Close, but no Michael.