New Comic Book Day XVI

This week in comics is filled with several great struggles and conflicts sure to shake reality to its core. Hopefully the forces of good will prevail as the god of thunder takes on Oklahoma, a six-armed space vixen takes on Matt Fraction, three green guys take on a mostly naked blue girl, the Heroes for Hire take on tentacle porn, Luke Cage takes on his baby's mamma, Frankie takes on Bucky, Excelsior takes on 80's movie posters, the Ultimates take on continuity, Layla takes on shallow water, and of course, Daredevil takes on the number 100... again... Only this time, Brubaker is writing it so it's the highlight of the week.

The Shaqmobile

Apparently, this is Shaq's party bus. I'm not sure how Superman feels about being associated with known mobsters, but I know I feel a throbbing sensation behind my eyeballs.

The NFL Abridged: Week I

At least the seats were good.

The Horse is still galloping.

Elam redeems himself.

Apparently T.O. was right about Favre and McNabb.

Houston actually wins.

The Patriots like to watch.

Big Ben is apparently back. Quinn is coming.

Randle-El is good.

Garrard is not.

Joey needs to get an endearing STD clinic alias, stat.

Everyone with the 2nd pick in their fantasy draft is not happy.

Rex Grossman sucks just as bad up close.

Oakland finally signs JaMarcus for 80 billion and a box of Oreos.

Jon Gruden will be fired soon.

Boys have a penis. Eli has a vagina.

Ocho Cinco can do better than that.

Karma has caught Matt Leinart.

Groan