Just A Reminder...

Three days to new Dingo.

Know Your Dingo: Simon

Simon is the marble mouthed son of Killface. He expresses his emotions mostly through the smashing of his Kap'n Krump cereal bowl and the word "boosh". He has good taste in hip-hop music and television and also enjoys homebrewing and rabbit death matches. He struggles with his physique and his grades, but excels at criminal behavior. He misses his former residence of Arizona and nobody gets him. He has recently stolen a pair of Xtacle rocket pants and all the knives in his fathers house and joined Torpedo Vegas' underground fight ring in Chinatown. It is not known whether he is living or dead since he activated the Annihilatrix. Simon is in your extended network.

Six days to new Dingo.

Know Your Dingo: Xander Crews / Awesome X / Barnaby Jones

Billionaire playboy, Xander Crews became the technologically endowed superhero, Awesome X to avenge the deaths of his murdered parents. He has defeated every major supervillain in the city with the help of his team of cyborg super soldiers, the Xtacles. He likes hot chicks, hookers, and Phil Collins. His girlfriend is reporter, Grace Ryan, and his manhood roughly fills a tallboy of beer, also referred to as the Master Cylinder. He has recently lost control of the Crews' corporation to the head of its board of directors, Stan, who also assumed the identity of Awesome X. He has also been accidentally blinded by a death ray and had his ear bitten off by Killface during a fight to the death forced upon them by Torpedo Vegas, all while donning the nude guise of Barnaby Jones. It is not known whether he is living or dead after the activation of the Annihilatrix. Xander Crews is in your extended network.

Nine days to new Dingo.

Know Your Dingo: Killface

Killface is an ivory skinned supervillain with a British accent and no visible genitalia. He is the proud parent of one, his son Simon, and enjoys the music of Beethoven and Lionel Richie. He dislikes raisin toast, the misuse of penis medication, and fatties. His main goals in life include finishing his Annihilatrix so he can propel the Earth into the Sun and winning the affections of reporter, Grace Ryan. His recent hardships include having had his assets frozen by a former employee, being blinded by the villainous Antagone, and being betrayed by his best friend Barnaby Jones, who was, in reality, his arch nemesis Xander Crews. Seeing as the Annihilatrix has been activated by his son Simon, it is not known whether Killface is living or dead. Killface is in your extended network.

Ten days to new Dingo.

Ten Days To Killface

That's right folks, there's only ten days left till the greatest Adult Swim show ever, Frisky Dingo, returns to the airwaves. Will anyone have survived the Annihilatrix? Will either Xander or Killface have their revenge? Or will the show just be something else entirely? A relaunch of Perfect Hair Forever, maybe? On August 26th, all will be revealed... probably.

Taste The Internet's Liquid Gold...

Taste its terror...
Taste its Aqua Teen...
Taste its snack bar vengeance...
Taste its Ghetto Man...
And finally, taste its penis power...
(Might wanna turn the volume down at work for this one.)

Harvey Gets His Wings Clipped

Adult Swim's "Harvey Birdman", the show that brought us a Mafia Don Fred Flintstone and an Apache Chief with a growing problem, will air its final episode this July, making way for more Robot Chicken Star Wars reruns. Seth and Breckin are hilarious, people. The voices of a generation, I tell you. Let's just hope Harvey meets Frisky Dingo in heaven. I miss you Killface.