Caldera Rauch Ür Bock

This autumnal treat brings a burst of porky smoke to your palette. it's surprisingly light for a beer that puts a campfire in your mouth, and in truth could probably use a little more meat on its bones to match that in its flavor. It has a thin head atop its thin but creamy body and a brown sugary sweetness that balances the woody smoke, creating the sensation of caramel covered burnt bacon... but a light appetizer version of caramel covered burnt bacon. Overall, it's a delightful taste of October to accompany your next sensual sleeping bag session with a girl that's unique enough to almost be exactly what you want if she just had a little bit more "substance". (B+)

Beer Fridays V

A bock is a strong, generally dark and malty beer traditionally brewed by German monks to substitute for meals during their fast for Lent. A Doppelbock is pretty much the same thing with a higher alcohol content. Paulaner Salvator Doppelbock is a horny big breasted BBW whose jubblies will barely fit in your mouth. Its taste is that of October; pumpkin and caramel and the fallen orange leaves of an old oak tree; a rich, sweet yet smokey cream that you can nearly chew. It is a generous old-world liebchen best saved for a cool night and a hearty repast, so it's fitting that I review it on the second day of summer. Ich liebe dich meine Salvator. (B+)