Kelvin's Last Stand

After cloberella-ing ninth ranked Michigan State on Saturday, the Indiana Hoosiers will face their arch rival Purdue Boilermakers on Tuesday night. It will likely be Kelvin Sampson's final game, as he is expected to be terminated this week due to illegal recruiting allegations. Hoosier fans can only hope this premature dismissal will circumvent any post-season penalties the NCAA could place on Indiana. IU and Purdue are ranked 14th and 15th respectively and are currently in a three way battle with Wisconsin for Big Ten supremacy. Indiana big man, DJ White may or may not play due to a sprained knee, though it isn't likely he'll want to miss this one. If he can't go, Eric Gordon, the Big Ten's leading scorer, will be expected to carry even more of the load than usual. Adding to the intrigue, Purdue's Robbie Hummel was apparently one of the players illegally solicited by Sampson. Of course, Hummel's poor decision making ultimately took him to West Lafayette, where he will cry himself to sleep tonight after a devastating loss and the realization that he could have gone to a school where the females don't look like Pizza the Hut from Space Balls riding a retarded donkey through the Ugly Stick Forest. Also, they have skidmarks on their thongs and wear dog food perfume.