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Friday, August 17, 2007

Know Your Dingo: Xander Crews / Awesome X / Barnaby Jones

Billionaire playboy, Xander Crews became the technologically endowed superhero, Awesome X to avenge the deaths of his murdered parents. He has defeated every major supervillain in the city with the help of his team of cyborg super soldiers, the Xtacles. He likes hot chicks, hookers, and Phil Collins. His girlfriend is reporter, Grace Ryan, and his manhood roughly fills a tallboy of beer, also referred to as the Master Cylinder. He has recently lost control of the Crews' corporation to the head of its board of directors, Stan, who also assumed the identity of Awesome X. He has also been accidentally blinded by a death ray and had his ear bitten off by Killface during a fight to the death forced upon them by Torpedo Vegas, all while donning the nude guise of Barnaby Jones. It is not known whether he is living or dead after the activation of the Annihilatrix. Xander Crews is in your extended network.

Nine days to new Dingo.