Seven

Let's Hope Karma Has Our Back Tonight

Just to recap, Rajon "Bitchmove" Rondo slugs Brad Miller in the mouth, knocks him so silly he can't hit his game tying free throws, and doesn't get a flagrant called. Meanwhile, in Orlando, Dwight Howard swings a dainty elbow that barely brushes Samuel Dalembert and gets suspended a game. I better see Aaron Gray take a tire iron to Rondo in the top of the second.

So This Exists Now

That's right, ESPN finally recognized and gave Chicago its own homepage.

Looks Like Whiskey To Me

New Bears QB, Jay Cutler doing his best Kyle Orton.