
Today in the world of 'Sweet Lord, What Is He Thinking?', Dominic West has inexplicably joined the cast of the next
Punisher movie. Apparently satisfied with playing the greatest television role of all time on
The Wire, West has decided to use
no discretion whatsoever in his selection of big screen roles and will take on the character of the villain
Jigsaw.
The Punisher: Warzone will also feature
Dennis Nedry / Newman himself in the role of Frank Castle's sidekick, Microchip. More like Macrochip! Ha! Unfortunately, all this means that I will eventually be forced to watch this crapfest sequel of a crapfest. Let's just hope they don't bring back John Travolta as a ghost or some @#$%. Then they could put
Nic Cage in the movie too.
3 comments:
You think this is a sequel? Wow, you're an idiot.
1 it is a sequel
2the first one was the best marvel movie ive seen next to ironman
3 the new one will be shit but i am going to see the punisher not jane..dont get me wrong he is frank but the chance to see the punisher shootsomeone in the head is worth having to see NEWMAN!!and not the real frank castle ...tomas jane
the wife referred to a horseshoe crab as a starfish in the first movie
I'm glad mobsters killed her because she was a right twit :D
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