Tuesday, September 25, 2007

What Have You Done, McNulty?

Today in the world of 'Sweet Lord, What Is He Thinking?', Dominic West has inexplicably joined the cast of the next Punisher movie. Apparently satisfied with playing the greatest television role of all time on The Wire, West has decided to use no discretion whatsoever in his selection of big screen roles and will take on the character of the villain Jigsaw. The Punisher: Warzone will also feature Dennis Nedry / Newman himself in the role of Frank Castle's sidekick, Microchip. More like Macrochip! Ha! Unfortunately, all this means that I will eventually be forced to watch this crapfest sequel of a crapfest. Let's just hope they don't bring back John Travolta as a ghost or some @#$%. Then they could put Nic Cage in the movie too.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You think this is a sequel? Wow, you're an idiot.

Anonymous said...

1 it is a sequel
2the first one was the best marvel movie ive seen next to ironman
3 the new one will be shit but i am going to see the punisher not jane..dont get me wrong he is frank but the chance to see the punisher shootsomeone in the head is worth having to see NEWMAN!!and not the real frank castle ...tomas jane

Anonymous said...

the wife referred to a horseshoe crab as a starfish in the first movie

I'm glad mobsters killed her because she was a right twit :D