Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Chicago Sports Update

Nearly cut Cubs backup shortstop, Ronny Cedeno spouted off his mouth this week about the team's World Series chances and took it back just in time to hit a grand slam in Chicago's 8-1 victory over the Mets Tuesday. Hopefully the possible jinx of his loose lips has been avoided and the Cubs can hold onto their Central division lead for longer than a week.

Things didn't go as well for the Southsiders yesterday as a Bobby Abreu grand slam gave the match to the Yankee$. The White Sox, however, still have a 1.5 game lead over the Twins in the AL Central.

As for the Bears, Chicago's football team is currently in a ugly contract face-off with the face of their franchise. Brian Urlacher apparently wants more money or to be traded or to retire. The retirement thing is probably a rumor and it's most likely Brian's agents that are causing most of the jibber-jabber, unless of course that syphilis he got from Paris Hilton has finally eroded his brain.

And finally, the only way the Bulls could make news during the NBA playoffs is through their mascot. Benny the Bull is actually being sued by some jackass doctor for a high-five gone awry that somehow caused him to need surgery and miss four months of work. Society sucks.

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