Indiana University Basketball Now Officially A Giant Steaming Pile Of @#$%

The only two Hoosier starters expected to return to the IU basketball team next season have been thrown off the team by interim tyrant Dan Dakich. Armon Bassett and Jamarcus Ellis were apparently dismissed for failing to attend an appointment with the temporary coach as well as the 6 am run that was meant as punishment for the infraction. With DJ White graduating and Eric Gordon almost certainly going pro, this leaves Indiana with about six players and an even harder task of convincing a quality coach to take over this disaster... and they desperately need a quality coach. Dakich cannot be allowed to destroy this team any further. Why the @#$% does an interim coach have the ability to dismiss players in the first place? Dickich is obviously abusing the only real power he'll have in his miserable life while he has it. Only a douche like him could lose in the first round of both the Big Ten and NCAA tournament with such a talented roster. There's a reason none of the players wanted him in the top spot. Somebody run this bald motherless @#$% out of Bloomington as soon as possible.