That's right, America's so-so sport is already in session for the 08-09 season. You might not have noticed, what with the football, the world series delays, and that whole historic election thing, so hopefully you remembered to draft your fantasy team before tip-off last night. Oh, you don't play fantasy basketball? Shocking. Anyways, with three games on the docket last night, we've already learned a few things:1. Drew Gooden is Dr. Zoidberg for Halloween.
2. Derrick Rose ain't half bad. He almost had a double double, dishing out nine dimes and grabbing three steals in what was surely the most nerve-wracking game of his life.
3. Kirk Hinrich is still relevant.
4. LeBron still can't shoot for @#$%.
5. A contented KG is Boston's worst nightmare.
6. Joel Przybilla is still a fantasy enigma... wrapped in a doughy midriff... wrapped in bacon.
7. Greg Oden is merely a large sculpture of a basketball player made of glass, tissue paper, and Elmer's glue. He should at no time be moved, jostled, or breathed upon.
8. Kobe Bryant is still an @$$hole.
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