Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The NFL Abridged: Week 6

Bears 20 - @#$%ing Falcons 22
Seriously?

Colts 31 - Barksdales 3
That's more like it.

Fins 28 - Texans 29
Lots of last minute robberies this week.

Lions 10 - Vikings 12
The Kitty Cats just can't catch a break. Maybe all those draft picks from Dallas will help. Ha!

Raiders 3 - Saints 34
Looks like this is the first year of the Bush administration. Shudder.

Bengals 14 - Favres 26
Not a good year for jungle cat themed teams. Well, the Panthers are pretty ok... Jaguars aren't bad... ok, never mind.

Panthers 3 - Bucs 27
Tampa Bay has a good run defense. Who knew?

Rams 19 - Skins 17
WTF happened here?

Jags 24 - Broncos 17
That dude with two last names sure can move the football.

Boys 24 - Cards 30
Nomo fo Romo.

Eagles 40 - Miners 26
The Eagles will be the best team to ever finish dead last in a division.

Cheeseheads 27 - Starbucks 17
Sigh. Ryan Grant is still yet to break 100 yards or get a touchdown. What a first round fantasy pick that was.

Douchebags 10 - Bolts (AKA Slightly Lesser Douchebags) 30
Way to call a timeout when you're down by 42 with 17 seconds left dickface.

G-Men 14 - Browns 35
Guess we won't be seeing the first openly gay NFL QB anytime soon.

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