Showing posts with label small hands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label small hands. Show all posts

Friday, February 20, 2009

Ashton Kutcher To Learn The Mechanics Of Whiskey Chugging And Neck Beards

That's right, Ashton Kutcher is set to star in a movie about a superstar NFL quarterback who switches bodies with a geeky twelve-year-old and will be learning the basics of QB-ing from none other than Chicago's finest, Kyle Orton. At the very least, Kyle will be able to give some pointers on having out-of-body experiences. Meanwhile, Rex Grossman will be advising Kutcher on how to behave like a twelve-year-old. It's all in the hands.