Reggie Miller Likes The Asians

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Ultimate Poop Stain?

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Well, looks like Ultimates 3, the sequel to Millar and Hitch's glorious widescreen Avengers saga, will come out after all. Marvel has released the first cover of Jeph Loeb and Joe Madureira's run to IGN. It looks... different. Madureira obviously went with a more traditional superhero redesign for several of the costumes and Loeb clearly decided he required a more blockbustery lineup for some reason. I blame Bendis. Other major observations follow in glorious list formation...

1. Apparently Valkyrie from the Defenders is suddenly competent.
2. Scarlet Witch and the Wasp bleached their hair.
3. Wasp is no longer Asian.
4. Hank Pym can beat his wife and help try to destroy America and still be on the team.
5. Wolverine and Spider-Man aren't in enough books.
6. Ultimate Black Panther fights dirty.
7. Thor starred in Cats.
8. Spider-Man has a giant wiener.
9. And most importantly, Hawkeye, once the coolest character in the Ultimate Universe, has become a 90's style douche.

New Comic Book Day VI

This is a heavy buy week, with plenty of World War Hulk and hopefully some X-goodness. The show-stealer, however, is sure to be Immortal Iron Fist #6. With the combined forces of Matt Fraction and Ed Brubaker at the helm, you can hardly go wrong. This issue is the grand finale of "The Last Iron Fist Story" and is sure to be packed with plenty of mystical corporate kung-fu and sexy asian bird chicks.