Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The NFL Abridged: Week IV

(HOU 16 - ATL 26) Houston is officially back down to earth after their 2-0 start and Joey claims to have found his flow in the ATL... which will last about three minutes into the Falcons' next game.

(NYJ 14 - BUF 17) Damn, the Patriots sure have some stiff competition in the AFC East.

(BAL 13 - CLE 27) The Brady Quinn clock continues to get pushed back and B-more continues to crumble.

(STL 7 - DAL 35) The Cowboys go to 4-0 by beating the irrelevant Rams and now everyone thinks Howdy Doody is suddenly the next Brett Favre.

(CHI 27 - DET 37) Whatever. Griese's three interceptions still somehow seemed more impressive than Grossman's three interceptions last week. Bring on the Jack Daniels baby!

(OAK 35 - MIA 17) Daunte got his groove back with two passing TDs and three, count 'em, three rushing touchdowns. Look for his knee to explode by midweek while picking up the newspaper.

(GB 23 - MIN 16) Congratulations, Brett. You got a record that will last about two years. But seriously, good for you.

(TB 20 - CAR 7) Tampa is on top for now, but the loss of Cadillac does not bode well for the deck swabbers.

(SEA 23 - SF 3) Didn't everybody say the Niners were supposed to be the sleeper team of the year? Something tells me Trent Dilfer won't be waking them up anytime soon.

(PIT 14 - ARI 21) Whisenhunt got his revenge as the Steelers finally got a loss in the battle of the missing receivers.

(DEN 20 - IND 38) Indy continues to roll and everyone continues to praise the Pats. Hopefully Marvin will be ready to go against the Bucs next week.

(KC 30 - SD 16) Time is running out for the fizzling Bolts as every aspect of their team seems to have deteriorated under Norv's guiding hand of craptitude.

(PHI 3 - NYG 16) That's more like the Donovan I know. Although, in all fairness, the injured Brian Westbrook is normally about 96% of the Eagles' offense.

(NE 34 - CIN 13) And the douche keeps on douching.

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