Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The NFL Abridged: Week VI

(STL 3 - BAL 22) Still no wins for the lowly Rams as they couldn't overcome their QB's six turnovers quite as well as the Cowboys last week.

(MIN 34 - CHI 31) Seriously, WTF was that? I don't even want to talk about it.

(MIA 31 - CLE 41) I wonder how much longer it will take for some Quinn trade rumors to start popping up. Chicago isn't far away Brady...

(WAS 14 - GB 17) Santana Moss put this one on himself and I can't say I blame him.

(HOU 17- JAC 37) The Jags continue to battle it out with the Titans for second place in the AFC South.

(CIN 20 - KC 27) Larry Johnson finally had a decent game. Gonzalez had a great one. Cincinnati is a tiger-striped pile of poop.

(PHI 16 - NYJ 9) I was very confused when I saw the Eagles playing the Wolverines and even more so that the Jets changed up their uniforms and didn't go with pink.

(TEN 10 - TB 13) Another dookilicious performance by the anointed one Young leaves the Booty Plunderers tied for first in the NFC South.

(CAR 25 - ARI 10) The other team leading that division? The Carolina Panthers, led by 68-year-old Vinny Testaverde.

(NE 48 - DAL 27) This weeks marquee matchup ended up being about what anyone would have guessed, the Boys getting steamrolled, T.O. and Moss about breaking even, and the Pats being douches and running up the score.

(OAK 14 - SD 28) LT finally gave fantasy owners what they were waiting for with four TDs and almost 200 yards on the ground... not that it's all that impressive against the Panty Raiders.

(NO 28 - SEA 17) The Saints came marching at last, getting their first win against the so-so Seahawks. Bush had a bunch of yards, but no touchdowns to ease the pain of the eventual loss of all his ill-gotten USC accolades. I wonder if they can still reverse the outcome of that ND game...

(NYG 31 - ATL 10) Shockingly, the Falcons are not good. The Lil' Giants are on a roll, but they only play JV so nobody really cares.

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