Skins 7 - Giants 16The Super Bowl champs' highly publicized losses on defense didn't stop them from going 1-0. More importantly, four-foot-tall IU alum, Antwaan Randle El led the Redskins in receiving.
Bengals 10 - Ravens 17
At long last, the official debut of Ocho Cinco... and he caught one pass for 22 yards.
Jets 20 - Dolphins 14
Apparently that obscure guy they got from Green Bay can still throw balls. Also, @#$% Ronnie Brown.
Chiefs 10 - Douchebags 17
Karma = Bitch.
Texans 17 - Steelers 38
Willie Parker already has one more touchdown than all of last year. Also, @#$% Ronnie Brown.
Jags 10 - Titans 17
Vince Young = The new Britney Spears.
Lions 21 - Atlanta 34
One pass, one touchdown in the first sequence of the Matt Ryan era.
Pirates 20 - Saints 24
I guess Kim Kardashian's ass contains the key to not sucking at football.
Rams 3 - Eagles 38
Yep, the Rams are still terrible and McNabb is still good for the first three games of the season.
Cowboys 28 - Doo Doo Browns 10
Still waiting for Anderson to get hurt so I can find Cleveland interesting.
Panthers 26 - Chargers 24
The countdown to Merriman's knee exploding like the Death Star continues.
Cards 23 - 49ers 13
At least Matt Leinart doesn't have to take a break from beer bonging with fat teenage girls to play football anymore.
Bears 29 - Colts 13
Matt Forte is looking good. Peyton is looking... like he'll be fine by next week.
Vikings 19 - Cheese Heads 24
Good for Rodgers.
Broncos 41 - Raiders 14
Horrendous, horrendous team.
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