The NFL Abridged: Week 2

Titans 24 - Bengals 7
The tale of two crumbling quarterbacks.

Bills 20 - Jags 16
Apparently there are players on the Bills who are good. You've just never heard of them or didn't know they were on the Bills.

Gwar 23 - Arrowheads 8
This McFadden Fellow may be something after all. Oh wait, he was playing the Chiefs. And whatever happened to Grandmama 2?

Colts 18 - Vikings 15
Yikes. That was a close one. We need the mustache ride back.

Bears 17 - Panthers 20
@#$%. And now Hester's hurt too.

Cheeseheads 48 - Kitty Cats 25
The Lions are not a good football team.

Giants 41 - Rams 13
Eli is not scurred of the Williams sisters.

Saints 24 - Skins 29
Chris Cooley is taking his team's nickname a little too literally.

Falcons 9 - Booty Plunderers 24
Garcia may have lost his job, but he still has a hot hot beard.

Gold Miners 33 - Starbucks 30
J.T. O'Sullivan is in desperate need of a nickname... J-Toast, J-To, Minivan, Third String Sullivan... Man, this is harder than I thought.

Douchebags 19 - Jets 10
Really Mangini? Really?

Bolts 38 - Lucky Ass Broncos 39
Yeah, that was pretty terrible.

Fins 10 - Cards 31
Kurt Warner will never die.

Steelers 10 - Browns 6
Come on Anderson, just go all Vince Young for a couple weeks.

Eagles 37 - Jessica Simpsons 41
Yay for touchdowns! Defense is for girls!