The NFL Abridged: Week 3

Jags 23 - Colts 21
@#$%. On the plus side, the last time the Jaguars demolished the Colts' run defense that badly, Indy won the Super Bowl.

Peg Legs 27 - Bears 24
Double @#$%. And that unnecessary roughness call was ass.

Chiefs 14 - Falcons 38
Say goodbye to Thigpen and hello again to Huard. Then goodbye again to Huard.

Raiders 23 - Bills 24
Al Davis is old.

Bengals 23 - G-Men 26
Still nothing of note from Ocho Cinco.

Dolphins 38 - Douche Bags 13
Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown! Ronnie Brown!
(In case you did not know, Ronnie Brown is on my fantasy team.)

Texans 12 - Titans 31
Don't leave Vince Young alone. Ever.

Cards 17 - Skins 24
Campbell is starting to get his @#$% together. Still won't get out of that division though.

Panthers 10 - Vikings 20
Gus Frerotte is the answer. Really.

Saints 32 - Broncos 34
Another questionable call, another Denver win.

Lions 13 - Miners 31
The Lions are not a good football team.

Rams 13 - Starbucks 37
Julius Jones was at least one good thing to come out of Notre Dame last weekend.

Steelers 6 - Eagles 15
No Westbrook, no win next week.

Browns 10 - Barksdales 28
Stir up the echoes, Quinn is coming.

Stars 27 - Packers 16
We live in an unfortunate world where the Cowboys are good once again.

Jets 29 - Bolts 48
Utter demolition, but entertaining demolition.