The LeBrons Make Me Kind Of Sort Of Almost Care... Almost

Last night, The Fightin' Brons evened the Eastern Conference Finals at two games a piece against the Detroit Dickheads, threatening to make the excruciatingly boring playoffs somewhat interesting again. While my hatred for the Pistons is well documented, I'm still not sure if this is a good thing. Now we'll have to be subjected to 467 interviews with Sheed and company explaining that they have yet to bring their A game in this series. I have yet to see a sports team more disrespectful of their competition. Detroit, you are capable of being beaten. Everybody's played with that guy at the playground who pretends he wasn't trying every time he loses, even though he sure seemed to care about the game when he was complaining about every call and shoving you out of frustration. No one wants to hear it. Also, in case you haven't noticed, this is the Conference Finals. Do you honestly want to be telling your fans that you aren't really trying hard, even though you makes ass tons of cash to do just that? If I hear one more comment about the Pistons "turning on their switch when it counts" I'm going to beat myself retarded with a sock full of oranges. Oh, and here's a funny picture of Rasheed Wallace.