The NBA draft lottery is tonight and my recently ousted Chicago Bulls have the rights to the Knick's little white ball. Somehow, as bad as New York sucked the big suck, the Bulls still only have a 1.9% chance of winning the number 1 or 2 pick. So no Oden or Durant for us. According to ESPN's fancy schmancy lottery simulator doohickey, the Bulls will either get the 9th or 10th pick and select Spencer Hawes out of Washington... assuming they don't realize that the average age of their team is 17 and they could probably trade the pick and "Every Other Day" Gordon for a veteran low post threat. Apparently Hawes can score in the paint, but isn't very athletic. However, he is quite popular with the kids these days after nailing the lead roll in Shrek 3.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Spencer Hawes Ate My Ping Pong Balls
The NBA draft lottery is tonight and my recently ousted Chicago Bulls have the rights to the Knick's little white ball. Somehow, as bad as New York sucked the big suck, the Bulls still only have a 1.9% chance of winning the number 1 or 2 pick. So no Oden or Durant for us. According to ESPN's fancy schmancy lottery simulator doohickey, the Bulls will either get the 9th or 10th pick and select Spencer Hawes out of Washington... assuming they don't realize that the average age of their team is 17 and they could probably trade the pick and "Every Other Day" Gordon for a veteran low post threat. Apparently Hawes can score in the paint, but isn't very athletic. However, he is quite popular with the kids these days after nailing the lead roll in Shrek 3.
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