Not satisfied with annoying American basketball fans, Starbury wants to bring his special kind of ego-driven sideshow to Italy once his contract is up with the Knicks. Apparently his wife likes it there and he thinks he can be a reverse David Beckham, citing that he will be 32 at the time he would go overseas, the same age Beckham is now. Damn, that's like some straight up Lincoln-Kennedy coincidence right there. Maybe they'll both be shot on Fridays by Southerners known by three names. Although, if he is indeed going for the Anti-Beckham, he's got being the opposite of ridiculously popular and loved by millions down pat. In any case, I sure hope Italians like cheap shoes.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Stephon Marbury to take his rightful place alongside Caesar and Mussolini... AKA Bend It Like Starbury
Not satisfied with annoying American basketball fans, Starbury wants to bring his special kind of ego-driven sideshow to Italy once his contract is up with the Knicks. Apparently his wife likes it there and he thinks he can be a reverse David Beckham, citing that he will be 32 at the time he would go overseas, the same age Beckham is now. Damn, that's like some straight up Lincoln-Kennedy coincidence right there. Maybe they'll both be shot on Fridays by Southerners known by three names. Although, if he is indeed going for the Anti-Beckham, he's got being the opposite of ridiculously popular and loved by millions down pat. In any case, I sure hope Italians like cheap shoes.
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