Thursday, August 16, 2007

Know Your Dingo: Killface

Killface is an ivory skinned supervillain with a British accent and no visible genitalia. He is the proud parent of one, his son Simon, and enjoys the music of Beethoven and Lionel Richie. He dislikes raisin toast, the misuse of penis medication, and fatties. His main goals in life include finishing his Annihilatrix so he can propel the Earth into the Sun and winning the affections of reporter, Grace Ryan. His recent hardships include having had his assets frozen by a former employee, being blinded by the villainous Antagone, and being betrayed by his best friend Barnaby Jones, who was, in reality, his arch nemesis Xander Crews. Seeing as the Annihilatrix has been activated by his son Simon, it is not known whether Killface is living or dead. Killface is in your extended network.

Ten days to new Dingo.

1 comment:

rayna said...

Oh God, I love Killface so very very much...