Monday, August 20, 2007

Know Your Dingo: Simon

Simon is the marble mouthed son of Killface. He expresses his emotions mostly through the smashing of his Kap'n Krump cereal bowl and the word "boosh". He has good taste in hip-hop music and television and also enjoys homebrewing and rabbit death matches. He struggles with his physique and his grades, but excels at criminal behavior. He misses his former residence of Arizona and nobody gets him. He has recently stolen a pair of Xtacle rocket pants and all the knives in his fathers house and joined Torpedo Vegas' underground fight ring in Chinatown. It is not known whether he is living or dead since he activated the Annihilatrix. Simon is in your extended network.

Six days to new Dingo.

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