Cover boy of NBA Live '08 and most entertaining sports personality of the decade, Gilbert Arenas recently stated that after returning from vacation in Tahiti, he is seriously considering buying his own island. If Diana Ross and Marvin Brando had their own, why can't Agent Zero? (That's right, he said Marvin Brando.) Gilbert sleeps in high-altitude simulation chambers and throws 42-zillion-dollar birthday parties, so this really doesn't come as much of a shock; I just hope it really happens. Knowing him, he'll install a three mile margarita slip n' slide, the obstacle course from Ninja Warrior, and a fifty-foot tall solid gold statue of Beyonce's ass.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
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Cover boy of NBA Live '08 and most entertaining sports personality of the decade, Gilbert Arenas recently stated that after returning from vacation in Tahiti, he is seriously considering buying his own island. If Diana Ross and Marvin Brando had their own, why can't Agent Zero? (That's right, he said Marvin Brando.) Gilbert sleeps in high-altitude simulation chambers and throws 42-zillion-dollar birthday parties, so this really doesn't come as much of a shock; I just hope it really happens. Knowing him, he'll install a three mile margarita slip n' slide, the obstacle course from Ninja Warrior, and a fifty-foot tall solid gold statue of Beyonce's ass.
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