Now He's Just @#$%ing With You

First he's a Laker for life, then he wants to blow up the team, then he wants to be traded, then he once again swears allegiance to LA. Guess what? As of a Friday night meeting in Spain, Kobe Bean has pulled a Harvey Dent yet again, this time directly demanding a trade from Lakers owner Rip Taylor. Tomorrow, look for Bryant to go door to door to each home in Los Angeles and punch every child under the age of twelve in the gut.