The Pain Will All Be Over Soon

The unwatchable, mind-numbing mess that is the NBA finals will conclude tonight with the fourth and final walloping of the Cleveland LeBrons. While I will be glad to be rid of the pathetic boredom that has become the playoffs, it is sad to reflect back on how this all started. The joy and excitement that the Bulls, Suns, and Warriors brought to the opening rounds actually made the NBA worth watching, if only for a fleeting moment. And now we are left with the sad realization that the Spurs have indeed become a dynasty. Not one that rivals Chicago, Boston, or even the laughable Lakers, mind you, but certainly one that has grown to be just as annoying as those bastard Patriots and their "play the right way" attitude. Screw playing the right way. I want to see players who care. Players with passion. Not Rasheed Wallace cranky baby passion. More like Reggie Miller vs. Spike Lee choking passion. But maybe passion isn't just isn't your thing. In that case, be sure to tune in at 9pm eastern to watch the least impressive championship win in NBA history.