No, this isn't a reprinting of a six month old story. After being suspended for the entire 2007 NFL season, Adam "Pacman" Jones was indeed back in Vegas, at a strip club, at 4 a.m., and once again, glocks were popped. Granted, The Ghost Gobbler was apparently not present when shots were fired, but it was his entourage that was involved and he is wanted for questioning. This is the guy who causes stripper riots by making it rain, then gets a lap dance on the way to his disciplinary meeting for said incidents. I'm thinking he must have some chemical imbalance in his brain that can only be treated with the infamous scent of stripper fume. Somehow, that intoxicating mixture of tulips, strawberries, sweat, and shame settles those misfiring synapses in his naughty nugget. If he ever plays another game, the Titans should buy the ball some time in the VIP room at Deja Vu before tip-off. Dude would never let that pigskin go.
Monday, June 18, 2007
This Man's Love For Cheap Perfume and Plastic Boobies Is Utterly Phantasmagorical
No, this isn't a reprinting of a six month old story. After being suspended for the entire 2007 NFL season, Adam "Pacman" Jones was indeed back in Vegas, at a strip club, at 4 a.m., and once again, glocks were popped. Granted, The Ghost Gobbler was apparently not present when shots were fired, but it was his entourage that was involved and he is wanted for questioning. This is the guy who causes stripper riots by making it rain, then gets a lap dance on the way to his disciplinary meeting for said incidents. I'm thinking he must have some chemical imbalance in his brain that can only be treated with the infamous scent of stripper fume. Somehow, that intoxicating mixture of tulips, strawberries, sweat, and shame settles those misfiring synapses in his naughty nugget. If he ever plays another game, the Titans should buy the ball some time in the VIP room at Deja Vu before tip-off. Dude would never let that pigskin go.
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