Alfonso Soriano finally earned his forty-two quadrillion dollars last night by kersmacking the ball over the wall in his first three at bats friday night against the Braves. This quadruples his earlier home run total of one, and is actually the second time he's hit three homers against the Braves. He did it last year with the Nationals. Michael Barrett, fresh of his mammal pummeling, also hit one out of the park. The Cubs have now won five of six and are 16-15 on the road. Of course they're still a pathetic 11-17 at Wrigley. They're five games back of the Beer Makers and seven and a half out of the wild card. Also in baseball news, some Rocket guy is finally pitching for the Yankees today for sixty-four billion dollars and all the Thai hookers he can eat; an event surprisingly not televised by the Clemens loving ESPN. And the White Sox still suck.
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