Nash And Nowitzki Are Total Hosers, Eh?

Needing beer money last weekend, Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki tried to convince the Elsinore Brewery's manager that they found a mouse in one of their bottles. Instead of merely getting free beer, they were given jobs inspecting bottles on the line. Unbeknownst to them, Elsinore's evil Brewmeister had been putting a secret formula in the beer to control the patients of a neighboring mental institution. Through the sonic cues of a stadium organ he forced them to play hockey dressed up as Stormtroopers. The Brewmeister planned on using his formula for world domination by putting it in a free tank of beer headed for Octoberfest, but his plans were foiled by Steve, Dirk, former hockey great Jean LeRose, and a flying dog dressed up as a skunk.