Indiana University's most shameful graduate, Mark Cuban is now apparently suing Don Nelson. Why, you may ask? Because Don Nelson's Warriors beat Cuban's Mavericks in the playoffs. Marky Mark allegedly claims Nelson had intimate knowledge of the Mavs, due to him being the former coach of the team, and used this confidential information to beat them. Dude, I can tell you which way Dirk Nowitzki likes to drive to the basket. In five minutes on Wikipedia, I could probably tell you Josh Howard's favorite brand of jimmy hat. Actually, I better not post this without getting a lawyer.
Friday, June 29, 2007
Mark Cuban Reaches New Heights As Grand Puba Of Douchebaggery
Indiana University's most shameful graduate, Mark Cuban is now apparently suing Don Nelson. Why, you may ask? Because Don Nelson's Warriors beat Cuban's Mavericks in the playoffs. Marky Mark allegedly claims Nelson had intimate knowledge of the Mavs, due to him being the former coach of the team, and used this confidential information to beat them. Dude, I can tell you which way Dirk Nowitzki likes to drive to the basket. In five minutes on Wikipedia, I could probably tell you Josh Howard's favorite brand of jimmy hat. Actually, I better not post this without getting a lawyer.
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