The Chicago Cubs swept their crosstown rival White Sox with a 3-0 win yesterday. Of course, the series could not be complete without possibly the most bonkerific play of the year. In the eighth inning, an apparent double play run down due to dip@#$% running by Felix Pie was called back due to dip@#$% baserunner interference by Juan Uribe. The Wizard of Oz was tossed and the Cubs scored on a sacrifice. Meanwhile, Alfonso Soriano homered in all three games, continuing to earn his forty-two billion dollar paycheck. After the game, White Sox manager Ken Williams stated, "Something's got to happen. I'm tired of watching this." He then went on to resign Michael Jordan and Bo Jackson, trade Mark Buehrle to Cleveland for Charlie Sheen, give up Dye and Konerko for Andruw Jones and a pack of Zig-Zags, and talk more @#$% about Frank Thomas.
Monday, June 25, 2007
North Smacks Up South With Traditional Wackiness; South To Surrender At Appomattox
The Chicago Cubs swept their crosstown rival White Sox with a 3-0 win yesterday. Of course, the series could not be complete without possibly the most bonkerific play of the year. In the eighth inning, an apparent double play run down due to dip@#$% running by Felix Pie was called back due to dip@#$% baserunner interference by Juan Uribe. The Wizard of Oz was tossed and the Cubs scored on a sacrifice. Meanwhile, Alfonso Soriano homered in all three games, continuing to earn his forty-two billion dollar paycheck. After the game, White Sox manager Ken Williams stated, "Something's got to happen. I'm tired of watching this." He then went on to resign Michael Jordan and Bo Jackson, trade Mark Buehrle to Cleveland for Charlie Sheen, give up Dye and Konerko for Andruw Jones and a pack of Zig-Zags, and talk more @#$% about Frank Thomas.
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